‘I got divorced and knew something needed to change. I’d been stuck in a loveless marriage for years, but who was going to take me? I mean, I didn’t have much to offer, being overweight, balding and hardly a Don Juan in the bedroom!
‘I’ve always been on the small side and it’s bothered me since I was a teenager. Being 4.5 is hardly something to gloat about, and women obviously felt the same.
‘So I settled for a moderately attractive, moderately overweight girl who I made a trade with. You accept me with all my faults and drawbacks, and I’ll accept you with all of yours. And so a marriage was made and we settled into a life of little excitement.
‘Then she cheated on me with my drinking buddy and brother-in-law and I was out on my ass. I hadn’t flirted with a woman in over 14 years and I had the confidence of a death row inmate. I thought I’d be doomed.
‘Stem cell growth is the thing that enabled me to believe in myself, get hotter women, keep them interested after sex and overall made me a happier person. I am now above average at about 7.75 (inches).
‘Life is sweet these days and I have settled for a woman I’m far more attracted to, without having to compromise.’
‘Tom Candow is a genius for bringing the Remedy to the world. I grew up with testosterone deficiency in post-war America.
‘Everyone was happy where I lived. Yet I found out I had a problem when I was about 9. I was changing in the local pool and I noticed that all the other kids were way bigger than I was…
‘From that day, I realized I was different. I drew back, never being seen changing. And romantically, later on, I avoided sexual contact. In fact, I was a virgin until I was 24. In the swinging ’60’s that was a quite something.
‘And for decades I’ve shelled out money trying to get the problem fixed. Some things added a quarter inch or so. But when you start so small, such gains don’t exactly cause a rush of women.
‘I’ve been a bachelor for the longest time two. I was married for a few years a long time ago, but I vowed to lay off the women until they’d stop dreaming of being with other men.
‘My vow didn’t change until last year when out sprouted 3 & 1/2 inches. Now this doesn’t make me special or unique.
‘It has done something far greater than that. It’s made me ordinary. I’m just like every other man!!!
‘I’m proud to say that I’m average, instead of being a spectacle.
‘Going from clinically micro, to clinically average has filled me with joy. It’s a revelation.’